Swoooch Flushed Away

Ok well this is what happened since my last blog and i thought it was pretty funny , well now do anyway. I think it will bring a chuckle a few years down the road.

It started with this:

OMG OMG OMG I flushed a fucken bottle down the fucken toilet OMG OMG OMG !!!!

and here is the whole story:

ok seems ok toilet is flushing here, toilet is flushing downstairs. so ...
Liz is in the kitchen rinsing a bottle
Liz sees a bee on the window sill inside of the house
Liz freeks grabs the first thing, which happens to be said bottle she was rinsing, puts it on top of bee looks to see if it is in there - yes it is
now what to do?
Liz looks around ,
grabs a top from a topple wear puts some water in it , puts it under the bottle to try to drown bee
Bee keeps walking
hmmmm ok what next
Liz walks with bottom and bottle to the bathroom, puts bottle over toilet , bee decides to walk up inside bottle.
Liz freaks , flushes toilet , starts shaking bottle to get the damn thing out, bottle slips in toilet, bee starts walk outside of bottle,
liz debates grab bottle? thinks to long and bottle goes swooch!.....................
begin going crazy

And all thru this Isabella is in her exausaucer with out a clue as to why Mommy is running around the house screaming OMG OMG OMG
lmao